6 Things You Didn’t Know About Dicks

We talked vaginas last night, so it’s time to give attention to our glorious penises. The famous YouTuber, entertainer, and comedian Joe Santagato shares 6 things you probably didn’t know about dicks.

#1 You can deadlift with your dong.

For those of you, who don’t know what deadlifting is, it’s picking up a bunch of weight. So, they are saying that you can pick up a bunch of weight with your dick. Joe discusses this with humorous disbelief, but he provides us with an excerpt of a clip where a man actually deadlifts another human with his penis. Check out the video below, if you want to see a wonder, and get a laugh or two.

#2 Ballbusting.

Ballbusting is a fetish in which men enjoy when women kick them in the testicles. I’ve been aware of people getting off on genital pain, but I had no idea this fetish was so popular. Ballbusting does not only mean “kicking” men in the balls. It’s a practice where his testicles are kicked, slapped, squeezed, kneed, flicked or basically anything that will cause pain to his nuts, because that would give him pleasure. Hey, no judgement. If this is what you are into, let your freaky show, man! We are living in a free world.

#3 Fetuses get erections.

According to Ultrasound in Obstetrics and Gynecology, male fetuses can have an erection around 16 weeks gestation. There are ultrasound scans to prove it, and the phenomenon of fetal erection has been recognized for some two decades now. Oh, the things babies do in the womb! Trippy, eh?

#4 Orgasms.

The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. The average female orgasm lasts 23 seconds. Unfair would be the word for this, wouldn’t you agree? Joe jokes about how the male orgasm is as long as a vine video, while the female orgasm is around half a minute. All joking aside, there is actually a technique where you can control your orgasm and experience it for a longer time.

#5 Penises can break.

There are not actually bones in your boner, so it’s not the same injury as, for example, breaking your arm. The condition is known as penile fracture, and it occurs when your erect penis sustains some kind of force. Go easy on ballbusting, if you are into it, gentlemen! What happens if you get a penile fracture? Do you get to wear a dick cast?

#6 Size.

A man’s penis can shrink up to 2 centimeters if he doesn’t get a regular erection. Well, now you know that jerking off has actually paid off! If you don’t use it, you lose… an inch of it. Now the question is – if you masturbate regularly, why don’t you get extra centimeters on your ding-dong?

Be sure to check out the video below, and until next time, my friends!

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